双语笑话 第402期: 恋尸癖
Iguaranteethatyourmotherwillbesohotthateveryoneatthefuneralwillbesaying,'Well,I'mnonecrophiliac,butifIwas...'.我保证你母亲会很性感——以至于每个参加葬礼的人都要说,“好吧,我没有恋尸癖,可如果我...
Iguaranteethatyourmotherwillbesohotthateveryoneatthefuneralwillbesaying,'Well,I'mnonecrophiliac,butifIwas...'.我保证你母亲会很性感——以至于每个参加葬礼的人都要说,“好吧,我没有恋尸癖,可如果我...
ThehorrificfaceeatingarrestinMiamiandseveralotherseeminglysubhumanactshasmanypeoplewonderingwhat'sbehindthisflesh-munchingwaveofterror.骇人听闻的迈阿密食脸案和其他几宗类似的吃人案让许多人不禁怀疑,...
名词解释:洁癖是强迫症的一种,即把正常卫生范围内的事物认为是肮脏的,感到焦虑,强迫性地清洗、检查及排斥不洁之物。分肉体洁癖、行为洁癖和精神洁癖。较轻的洁癖仅仅是一种不良习惯,可以通过脱敏疗法、认知疗法来纠正。较...
Thehorrificface-eatingarrestinMiamiandseveralotherseeminglysubhumanactshasmanypeoplewonderingwhat'sbehindthisflesh-munchingwaveofterror.OvertheyearstheCentersforDiseaseControlandPreventionhasreleased...
Germany'stopstarshaverevealedtheritualswhichtheyhopewillhelpthenationalsideclaimtheirfourthWorldCuptitleinSouthAfricanextmonth.TheGermansfaceHungaryintheirpenultimateWorldCupwarm-upmatchinBudapestonS...
BBCNews–ImaginewatchingafilmorTVshowfeaturingbreathtakingscenery.Youdon'tknowwheretheplaceisbutyou'dlovetovisititoneday.BBC新闻–想象一下在看一部电影或一档电视节目,里面出现了绝美风景。你并不知...
听力训练Answerthefollowingquestionsaboutthevideo.1)IscleaningDiego'stoppriority?a)Yesb)No2)ToavoidstudyingDiegotendsto_____.a)watchTVb)dosomecleaning3)Elenawantstobe_____.a)cleanandtidyb)acleanfre...
Mystatementconcerningmy13‘HangonfortheRide’posts:关于我的13篇“坚持下去”帖子的说明:Myreasonsforpostingthisinformationisasfollows:为什么我要把这些信息贴出来1.Withtheexceptionofthe2detectiveswhotookmy...
WelcometoEnglishinaMinute!欢迎来到《一分钟英语》栏目!Aratisasmallanimalthatcanbebothersomeinsidehomesandalsospreaddiseases.老鼠是一种小动物,它们会给家里造成麻烦,还会传播疾病。Packrat.Isthisanactualtypeof...
Thehorrificface-eatingarrestinMiamiandseveralotherseeminglysubhumanactshasmanypeoplewonderingwhat'sbehindthisflesh-munchingwaveofterror.美国迈阿密骇人听闻的“裸男吃脸案”,和其它多起吃人案使许多民众...
名词解释:僵尸肉指冰冻多年销往市场的冻肉,僵尸肉多为走私品,质量安全不能保证。用化学药剂加工调味品后变成卖相极佳的美味佳肴。海关总署2015年初部署对包括冻品在内的重点商品物品开展集中专项打击。截至6月23日,全国...
Todd:So,Akane,whatdidyoudotoday?托德:茜,你今天做什么了?Akane:Ah,todayIcleanedmyapartment.茜:我今天打扫了公寓。Todd:Soundsfun!托德:听起来很有乐趣!Akane:Itwasactually.IreallylikecleaningcauseIonlygetonedayawe...
IamaninstructorataprivateuniversityintheUSwhichhasdirectedthatwastebasketsandrecyclingstationswillbeemptiedonceaweekasanausteritymove.Itookituponmyselftoemptymytrash,butdiscoveredtherewerenocleanplast...
AlbertEinsteinisperhapstheworld'sgreatestscientist.TheNobelPrizewinner,whosolvedtheriddleofthephotoelectriceffectandproposedthegeneraltheoryofrelativity,diedonApril18,1955,aged76afterlayingthefoundat...
Fivethousandyearsafterhedied,thefirstknowngaycavemanhasemergedintothedaylightinaPraguesuburb,theCzechRepublic.人类所知的世界上最早的同性恋者历经5000年沧桑,其遗骸终于在捷克首都布拉格郊区重见天日。Theske...
Zombieshavebecomeveryseriousbusinessovertheyears.Legionsofvideogames,moviesandtelevisionshowshavealltriedtheirbesttousetheundeadtosaysomethingprofoundabouttheliving,tomixedresults.近年来,“僵尸”题材变...
许多旷世奇才都有不为人所知的怪癖。难怪有人说,天才和疯子只有一步之遥。今天我们就来聊聊天才们的怪癖。LeonardoDaVinciAndHisSleepSchedule不爱睡觉的达芬奇DaVinciwasapainter,anengineer,awriter,asculptor,anin...
Whatdoex-BritishprimeminsterGordonBrown,JackieOnassis,BritneySpearsandIallhaveincommon?Weallare(orwere)nailbiters.英国前首相戈登·布朗(GordonBrown)、杰奎琳·肯尼迪(JackieOnassis)、布兰妮·斯皮尔斯(BritneyS...
听力训练Answerthefollowingquestionsaboutthevideo.1)Erinasays_____isacommonaddiction.a)caffeineb)smoking2)Notdrinkingcoffeeaffects_____.a)hermoodb)herappetite3)Howdoesshestarttheday.a)Bydrinkingteab)By...
Onegoesdeepunderwaterandstarveshisbrainofoxygen.Anotherworkswithablindfoldon,unabletoseewhatheisdoing.Anotherforcedhimselftosleeponlythreehoursanight.一个人跳入深水中,憋气让大脑缺氧;一个人蒙上眼睛,看不到...
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TimesInsiderdeliversbehind-the-scenesinsightsintohownews,featuresandopinioncometogetheratTheNewYorkTimes.Inthispiece,DidiKirstenTatlow,aBeijing-basedTimescorrespondent,recountsafunnythingthathappenedo...
以下是小编整理的英语文章:你有牙齿美白癖吗,希望能对大家的英语学习有帮助。Foranincreasingnumberofwomen,whiteningtheirteethhasbecomeanintegralpartoftheirbeautyroutine-asnormalascolouringtheirhairorwaxingth...
Alberteinsteinisperhapstheworld'sgreatestscientist.TheNobelPrizewinner,whosolvedtheriddleofthephotoelectriceffectandproposedthegeneraltheoryofrelativity,diedonApril18,1955,aged76afterlayingthefoun...
这一集里,Jay带着Manny挨家推销包装纸。为了教训Cameron改掉不爱收拾的毛病,Mitchell故意把家里弄得乱七八糟,而这时领养机构的负责人正好上门拜访。来看《摩登家庭》第三季第四集,英语君总结了三个知识点。1.fortherecor...