没笑的知识聚焦

Ialmostdiedlaughing我差点没笑死讲解："Ialmostdied."是句很有戏剧效果的话，如果一句话说完自己觉得不够夸张，立刻在句末加上一句"Ialmostdied."或是"Ialmostdied+V-ing"立刻就有画龙点睛之效。...

小编按：每天都应该笑一笑，毕竟笑一笑十年少嘛。Ungiornosenzaunsorrisoèungiornoperso.美文译文：没有笑容就会白白浪费一天的时光。...

WeLeftNothingMrsBrownwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBODYHOME.DON’TLEAVEANYTHING."Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorbrokenopenandherhouseransac...

NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort,I...

UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponh...

LarryandHarrydrove500milestogofishing.Theypaidahugesumtorentacabin,asimilarabouttorentaboat.Theyfishedforthreedaysandcaughtonlyonefishbetweenthewayhome,Harryfiddledwith（摆弄，玩弄）acalculatorwhileLarrydro...

Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?母亲：约翰尼，今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕，现在只剩下一块了，你说是怎么回事？Johnny:Well,Isupposei...

TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou...

Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbefor...

ICaughtEveryStepMr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor."Didyoumissastep?"askedhisdad."No,I...

ICaughtEveryStepMr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor.Didyoumissastep?askedhisdad.No,Icau...

AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright.mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehin...

NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort...

UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhis...

TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou...

AreTheyWornOut?"No,"growledthequartermaster,"youcan'thaveanewpairofshoes.Thepairyouhavearen'twornout.""Notwornout,"criedtherecruit,"Why,ifIsteponadimeIcanfeelifit'sheadortails."不行，军需官大声说：你不...

NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort,I...

IDidn'tNoticeItMother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.我没有看到它母亲：约...

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!""Iwasn'tasleep,"themanan...

Hurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright,mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehindusdidth...

AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited."Uh-oh,"Isaid,realizingmymistake."Ijustmakeanillegalturn.""Iguessit'sallright."mydaughterreplied,"Thepolicec...

Lookingveryunhappy,apoormanenteredadoctor’sconsulting-room.“Doctor,”hesaid,“youmusthelpme.Iswallowedapennyaboutamonthago.”“Goodheavens,man!”saidthedoctor.“Whyhaveyouwaitedsolong?Whydon’tyouco...

IWasn'tListeningMotheraskedherlittledaughterwhowasreadingabook."Whatareyoureading,dear?""Idon'tknow."thelittlegirlanswered."Youdon'tknow?Butyouwerereadingaloud,soyoumustknow.""Iwasreadingaloud,mumm...

笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。本站小编整理了没有对话的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!没有对话的英语小笑话篇一AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetpe...

你是否觉得工作、生活有时会给我们带来很多压力？来点笑料吧，日子才会有趣，生活也才会不无聊。笑一笑，没什么大不了。希望大家天天有个好心情！[原文]Папаповёзсынанарыбалку.Сынок:-Папа,я...