英语幽默小故事 A Gentle Reminder
Havingbeenmarriedalongtime,myhusbandsometimesneedsagentlereminderofaspecialoccasion.Onthemorningofour35thanniversary,weweresittingatthebreakfasttablewhenIhinted,"Honey,doyourealizethatwe'vebeensitti...
Havingbeenmarriedalongtime,myhusbandsometimesneedsagentlereminderofaspecialoccasion.Onthemorningofour35thanniversary,weweresittingatthebreakfasttablewhenIhinted,"Honey,doyourealizethatwe'vebeensitti...
AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewher...
Hercules,oncejourneyingalonganarrowroadway,cameacrossastrange-lookinganimalthatreareditsheadandthreatenedhim.Nothingdaunted,theherogavehimafewlustyblowswithhisclub,andthoughttohavegoneonhisway.Themons...
【英文原文】Dressaccordingly——看情况穿衣MycolleaguesandIrecentlyreceivedthise-mailfromthefacilitiesdepartment:Duetoconstruction,yourofficemaybeeithercoolerorwarmerthanusualonTuesday.Dressa...
ACHARCOAL-BURNERcarriedonhistradeinhisownhouse.Onedayhemetafriend,aFuller,andentreatedhimtocomeandlivewithhim,sayingthattheyshouldbefarbetterneighborsandthattheirhousekeepingexpenseswouldbelessened.Th...
Davidgrewupinthekitchenoftheinn.Hisfatherwastheinnkeeper.Hismothercookedthefood.David'soldersisterscleanedtherooms,andhisolderbrothersweptthestable.Davidlovedtosing.Hewouldsingtohismotherasshecook...
Amanlyingatthepointofdeathcalledhiswifetohisbedsideandsaid:"Iamabouttoleaveyouforever;giveme,therefore,onelastproofofyouraffectionandfidelity,for,accordingtoourholyreligion,amarriedmanseekingadmittanc...
Onceuponatime...Onceuponatimetherelivedagirlwholostherfatherandmotherwhenshewasquiteatinychild.Hergodmotherlivedallaloneinalittlecottageatthefarendofthevillage,andtheresheearnedherlivingbyspinning,wea...
Formostgirls,IbelievetheymusthavereadthestoryaboutCinderella.ThestorytellsaboutabeautifulandkindgirlnamedCinderella,hermotherdieswhensheisverysmall,sohisfathermarriesanotherladywhohastwodaughters.When...
Onceuponatime...Therelivedaprincesswhowassobeautifulandsogoodthateverybodylovedher.Herfathercouldhardlybearheroutofhissight,andhealmostdiedofgriefwhen,oneday,shedisappeared,andthoughthewholekingdomwas...
Ihadbeenanavidbaseballcardcollectorasayouth,oftencollectingandsellingdrinkbottlestopayformypacks.Iremembersittingonthefloorandarrangingthecardsforhours,puttingtheplayersinpositiononanimaginaryfield,st...
ACHARGER,feelingtheinfirmitiesofage,wassenttoworkinamillinsteadofgoingouttobattle.Butwhenhewascompelledtogrindinsteadofservinginthewars,hebewailedhischangeoffortuneandcalledtomindhisformerstate,saying...
Aguyspotshisdoctorinthemall.Hestopshimandsays,"SixweeksagowhenIwasinyouroffice,youtoldmetogohome,getintobedandstaythereuntilyoucalled.Butyounevercalled.""Ididn't?"thedoctorsays."Thenwhatareyoudo...
Theyearwas1964.TheplacewasChicago.AmanIworkedwithhadacquiredacoupleofall-leather,NFLregulation,1963ChicagoBears-inscribedfootballsandwassellingthematarealgoodprice.Myfirstsonwasontheway.Iboughtthefoot...
Fred:So,afterthishorribleaccident,howdidlifeyourchange?Whatare...Whatcouldyousayareyourafterthoughtsofaftersurvivingsuchanexperience?弗雷德:你经历了可怕的车祸之后,生活有改变吗?你能说说你从车祸中幸存后的...
AbsulumtheReindeerElfworkedinthereindeerbarn.Hehadtocleaniteverydayandthatwasratherhardforitwassuchadirtyjobtomopandslopandscourandscrapeeverycorner,nookandcrannyinthatreindeerplace.AbsulumtheReindeer...
Twoyearsago,IreadthefairytaleofCinderella.EverybodyknowsCinderellaistreatedbadlybyherstepmotherandsheisfinallyrescuedbyaprince.Itseemssuchawonderfulstoryforgirls,butnowIrealizethatCinderellaisnegative...
编者按:《AliceinWonderland》是一个英语长篇故事,讲述了主人公参加了一个疯狂的茶会的事情,最后主人公愉快地玩耍在花园中。Amadtea-party疯狂的茶会讲述者Hello!Aliceistryingtofindherwaybacktothebeautifulgardenshe...
OnceuponatimetherewasabeautifulgirlcalledCinderellaandshehadtwouglystepsisterswhowereveryunkindwhomadeherdoallthehardwork.Shehadtosweepthefloors,doallthedishes,whiletheydressedupinfineclothesandwentto...
McDullisamalepigwhocanbedistinguishedbyabirthmarkonhisrighteye.Hehasaheartofgold,butheisn’tverysmartandordinaryineveryway;nevertheless,hehasmanydreams.However,everytimehetries,hefails;heisdisappointe...
Onedayafarmerwentwithhisbullockstoploughhisfield.Hehadjustturnedthefirstfurrow,whenatigerwalkeduptohimandsaid,"Peacebewithyou,friend!Howareyouthisfinemorning?""Thesametoyou,mylord,andIamprettywell,tha...
Verylongagotherelivedacouplewhohadadaughternamedmother,whowasawitch,didnotlikeClemenciabecauseshesaidthegirlwasafoolwhowasalwaysgoingtochurch.Oneday,thecropsweremoreabundantthanusualandClemencia'sfat...
Onceuponatime...Therelivedakingwhowassojustandkindthathissubjectscalledhim"theGoodKing."Ithappenedoneday,whenhewasouthunting,thatalittlewhiterabbit,whichhisdogswerechasing,sprangintohisarmsforshelter....
WhileonvacationinSanFrancisco,mysisterdevelopedatoothache.Thehoteldeskclerkrecommendedadentist.Susan,whodislikesheights,washorrifiedtodiscoverthatshewaslocatedonthe14thfloorofaskyscraper,withtwooftheo...
Onceuponatime...Onceuponatimetherewasafishermanwhohadawifeandthreechildren.Everymorningheusedtogooutfishing,andwhateverfishhecaughthesoldtotheKing.Oneday,amongtheotherfishes,hecaughtagoldencrab.Whenhe...