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特朗普 中情局报告太可笑

特朗普 中情局报告太可笑

DonaldTrumphasattackedthecredibilityoftheCIA,rejectingas“ridiculous”areportfromtheintelligenceagencythatsaidRussiaintervenedinthepresidentialelectiontohelpthebillionairebusinessmanwin.美国当选总统唐...

美剧中令人可笑不得的雷人字幕 跟学口语

美剧中令人可笑不得的雷人字幕  跟学口语

貌似来自X-Files(X档案)的对话AreYouKidding?——你是凯丁吗?No,I'mSerious。——不,我是希尔瑞斯。LegallyBlonde(律政俏佳人),You'reFired!(你被解雇了!)被翻译成“你被点燃了!”Chaos里面,HolyShit——神圣的排泄物。MenInTrees...

双语笑话 第470期: 可笑的电脑盲

双语笑话 第470期: 可笑的电脑盲

Argh,mycomputerhasbeenpossessed!Alllettersarehuge!gigantic!Whatwillbethenext!?thelettersaretakingovertheworld!娘亲呀,我的电脑鬼缠身了,所有的字母都是大写的!大大写的!接下来会发生什么事啊!?大写字母掌管世界!Jerr...

双语笑话 第356期: 可笑又可气的天价邮费

双语笑话 第356期: 可笑又可气的天价邮费

Afterithadcrossedafewoceans,thepostalservice'sstrictrulesforcorrectpostage,meantthatBethnevergotMax'sfinalletter在它(漂流瓶)横渡了几个大洋后,由于邮局对“按所需邮资贴邮票”的严格规定,意味着贝丝永远...

可笑!意大利一馆长加班却遭到工会指责

可笑!意大利一馆长加班却遭到工会指责

ItalianlocalunionssentalettertothecultureministercomplainingthatthenewchiefoftheRoyalPalaceofCasertaworkslateintotheeveningwithoutnotifyingotheremployees.近日,意大利当地工会写信给文化部长,抱怨卡塞塔王宫...

双语笑话:可以选择

双语笑话:可以选择

Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.Oneday,thehusbandgothomeandaskedhiswife,"Mydear,whatwillweeattoday?"Thewifesaid,"Youmayselectthedishtoday."Thehusbandwasverygladandasked,"Whichdi...

英语笑话:可能更糟

英语笑话:可能更糟

BeMuchWorsePoliceman:Whydidn'tyoushoutforhelpwhenyouwererobbedofyourwatch?Man:IfIhadopenedmymouth,they'dhavefoundmyfourgoldteeth.Thatwouldbemuchworse.警察:当你的手表被抢的时候,你为什么不大声喊叫呢?男士...

英语笑话:可是老师哭了

英语笑话:可是老师哭了

ButtheteachercriedThesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantrum.Thencamehisfirstdayofscho...

开心一笑:吵架可以减肥

开心一笑:吵架可以减肥

Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活,一个说道:"SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好...

英语笑话:可怜的丈夫

英语笑话:可怜的丈夫

Thepoorhusband"Youcan'timaginehowdifficultitisformetodealwithmywife,"themancomplainedtohisfriend."Sheasksmeaquestion,thenanswersitherself,andafterthatsheexplainedtomeforhalfanhourwhymyansweriswrong....

双语笑话:可以选择大纲

双语笑话:可以选择大纲

Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.Oneday,thehusbandgothomeandaskedhiswife,"Mydear,whatwillweeattoday?"Thewifesaid,"Youmayselectthedishtoday."Thehusbandwasverygladandasked,"Wh...

A coke and a smile可乐与微笑

A coke and a smile可乐与微笑

我又一次陷于两头都够不上的中间境遇,作为六个孩子中的老四,很多事情对我来说不是因为年龄太小,就是太大而不合适。那天夜里就是这样。我的两个小兄弟在屋里睡觉,我的另外三个长兄和姐姐在拐角与小伙伴们玩,而我甚至不被允...

英语笑话:可怜的人

英语笑话:可怜的人

"Oh,mypoorman,"exclaimedthekindoldlady,"Itmustbedreadfultobelame.Butitwouldbemuchworseifyouwereblind.""You'reabsolutelyright,"saidthebeggar,obviouslyanoldhandatthegame."WhenIwasblind,peoplekeptgivingm...

双语阅读:可乐与微笑

双语阅读:可乐与微笑

ACokeandaSmileIknownowthatthemanwhosatwithmeontheoldwoodenstairsthathotsummernightoverthirty-fiveyearsagowasnotatallman.Buttoafive-year-old,hewasagiant.Wesatsidebyside,watchingthesungodownbehindtheold...